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( Text-mode on::HaHaHaHaHa !!!That was very funny, especially the part about the states with the Capital letter…Ha Ha Ha, what a riot ! Chuckle, snort,…my, how did you think up that stuff ? You are so smart. It was the funniest thing I ever read. My, you're looking well today. Do you work out ? Is it me are do I see you have more hair today than last we met? )
Phynerk
