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Sunday, December 05, 2004
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Finals....

The worst part of a college students life would have to be a test day. Tests suck. BUT as a way for College faculty to get their jollies, they have designated a WEEK where you take as a many tests as classes you are in. They call this week finals week.

As a "favor" most colleges set aside the day before finals for students to study, or a relax or to get wasted one last time before they have to get serious... they call this day "Dead Day". Many would think that it is called dead day, because nothing go's on during the day, and the campus is pretty "dead" BUT that is a common misconception. Dead day got its name in 1994 when the stress became so much for one college student that he killed two people outside a condomineum in California.... wait a minute... that wasnt a college student... that was O.J. Simpson. Maybe dead day DID get its name from the state of the campus.... huh.

I never was of age to really make O.J. jokes, and i hadnt heard one in a while, so i figured I would make my first and last one.

anyways i said all that to say finals suck, and i have six of them... and through very thorough training at the office depot, I can tell you that the standard length on a roll of thermal fax paper is 98 ft.


 
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