Lava Lamps, they seem simple, harmless, and generally hip to youngsters these days, but they hide a dark secret beneath their groovy colors and hippy mentality.
EXPLOSIONS
That's right, apparently Lava Lamps will
explode if you place them on a stove. Not only will they explode, but they will more than likely kill you in an accident so freak that it could only have come from
Final Destination 4 or
Lazer Blazers II: The Search for Netbios.
At first, I chuckled upon seeing this story. Granted, I felt sorry for the victim, because that's just a sad way to go no matter which way you slice it, but then I remembered an old post our own eRIc brought to light some months ago. I was immediately frightened. With the exposure of the inherent evil of lava lamps, why would someone want to construct a
60 foot statue of death and destruction?
Jeff C.
Where's my avatar?
