Well, its been a while since i posted, BUT i changed my homepage back to the voginators so that ill have a constant reminder to post, instead of a constant reminder to search the entire internet in .36 seconds....(google) Anyways I recently started working at the office depot, and so far its been pretty cool, but i am required to wear a pair of black pants, which i dont have. SO, since i was off today, i decided to go on a safari to the little rock malls. It was during this trip that i realized a few things:
1. Either I'm unusually small, or America is FAT; I didnt find one pair of slacks that was waist size 30 or 31, which makes me wonder...
2. Malls are a whole lot cooler when your age 5 to 17. When I was younger the mall was the coolest place ever... (so was wild river country but thats a whole nother story), but when I was there today, i realized that the mall is nasty.
3. Mall security consists of people who got beat up in high school and have it out to finally be able to tell people what to do. I was very suprised not to see David Patterson there with a plastic badge on. But i think every other "officer" there was of equal caliber to David.
4. Bernie Mac works at the Dilliards at the Park Plaza mall, and he has no taste in pants. I swear it was Mr. 3000, his name tag said other wise, but thats probably because he wants to keep things underwraps.
5. University Mall is comprable to a Save-a-Lot. Why you ask did i got to University? Was i trying to catch a good case of Hepititis? Was i trying to get pregnant? No... I was looking for black pants. The stores that I looked in included "GQ", "Mens Fashion", and "Stitches"... each of these stores had a lot to offer... including black slacks, and by that, i mean slacks for black people... AND by that i mean, they were purple. Although I wasnt very keen on the yellow or purple suits, i WAS able to get a good cane for my office depot outfit... I think i may be the first office depot pimp. haha
6. Escalators never get old. I dont care who you are, or how often you ride them, escaltors are always cool. And the cliche` stuff you do on them is always as funny as the first time you did it.
I think thats about all i learned, but another funny thing happend tho... my roommate and i were in the banana republic looking at a pair of 150 dollar pants and i said to him, "I should buy these, just so i can say i own something from the banana republic" to which he didnt respond. About 3 minutes later, and walked over and farted on me... and said "Now you can at least say you've been farted on in the banana republic"
close enuff i guess
