Ain't this just great? First President Bush kills Superman. He is going after the rest of the Justice League next. Watch out Green Lantern!! That's what John Kerry says, and if John Kerry said, then it is the almighty truth. I mean come on, John Edwards said that when Kerry is president, all known diseases will cease to exist. Water will miraculously spout from the ground on Mars. Shiites and Sunis will convert to Catholicism. Dogs and cats will live together in peace. Large, candy bearing monkeys will climb out of my butt and broker peace treaties for all warring nations. OH, and Dick Cheney's daughter will still be a Lesbian! And that my friends is the kicker! Since Dick Cheney's daughter is a Lesbian, we must acquit. Wait, I mean we cannot elect Bush as president, because he won't allow her to marry another woman and procreate the way God designed us all too. Wait, I mean since Dick Cheney's daughter is a Lesbian, the G.I.'s on the ground in Iraq cannot get the necessary equipment to fight the war, because John Kerry couldn't vote on the budget increase he did vote on, because Bush's oil friends were getting coupons from Haliburton to purchase the stem cells that caused the scientist to stop development on the wonder drug that would have saved Superman. See, it's a clear as the 18" concrete wall I get to drill through tomorrow...
I wish I had thought of making this presidential election the next reality show. MAN, I would have made millions. The only way I could have done that is to be allowed to tell John Kerry "YOU'RE FIRED!"
Peace, Love and remember...ONLY you can stop forest fires!
manteca
