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Thursday, October 28, 2004
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Jeff C's top ten reasons why college isn't THAT bad...

eRIc had to sell his first five, Seashell doesn't have time for them, and I'm just too lazy. Therefore, I'll keep this streak alive like a good episode of Family Guy and give you 1-5.

5. Betwixt fall break and Flight Team, I've had nearly two weeks off.
4. I seem to have an understanding with most of my teachers, and I usually only attend one of any particular class per week.
3. Despite #4, I'm still passing with quite good grades.
2, I was quoted multiple times in our school paper today.
1. It's almost over.

So there you have it, some of us seem to have it made, but only in appearance. I do miss some classes though, I would love nothing more than to sit and discuss the nature of Poop and how Rene Descartes could prove whether or not it actually exists. (I poop, therefore I am?) Quite some fascinating stuff here. Maybe I should just drop this whole flying thing and become a philosopher. Do they still get to spend all day sitting in the town square getting fanned with large leaves and fed grapes by peasants? If so, sign me up. If not, but they even have a decent pension plan, sign me up. For that matter, just sign me up anyway for rainy days. Here's a little piece of advice straight from the Cap'n: "Don't base your entire income off of an activity that is entirely dependant on reasonable weather in a state like Oklahoma." Furthermore, don't base your income off of anything whatsoever. Just sell everything you own and head on down to the Carribean. Jimmy Buffett would be proud.

Why, oh why is my bedroom juxtaposed with that infernal Trans-Am?

Jeff C.


 
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