i went to a debate tonight between Senator elect Jim Holt (R) and Blanche Lincoln (D). i expected for me to hate lincoln and favor holt, just because of their politcal parties, but Jim Holt super sucks. I only went to the debate because there were extra points involved, and the first rule of college is never talk about fight club... wait no its not, its never pass up extra credit. anyways i havent posted in a while due to reasons not under my control... all ten of my fingers were broke in a snowboarding accident, ok it was actually a voting accident... alright alright... i sold my fingers so that i could pay my rent. anyways i dont have anything good to say, so i figured i would do a top 10 list b/c their always funny.
Top 10 things that suck about college.
(i had to pawn off numbers 10 thru 6 to pay rent so its only a top 5)
5. Class
4. People who ask questions in class, making a seemingly endless class last about 5 hours longer
3. Classes that meet for more time than you get credit for.
2. Questions on multiple choice tests that have the option of "B and C"
b/c you know B is right, but you have no idea what the word Neologism means and it seems to be the most important part of C and you dont know whether or not to just put B. So you resort to none of the above and you feel moderately satisfied, until you realize that you picked none of the above 17 times in a row.
1. The fact that we are graded on our performance... i mean i go to class, what more do you want. I'm listening, now hand me a diploma and ill be on my way. Pen and paper need not come into this transaction.
poop
