So the famous rapper Reese's Pieces, I'm sorry Skittles...wait...M&M (Eminem) has now weighed in on the election.
This reject from the trailer park (if you live in a trailer park, pay your taxes and have never lived off the government, I apologize) decides that he knows everything there is to now about world events. HA! This is a classic example of the ridiculous ramblings of the young and stupid in this country. I know, there are several young and intelligent men and women out there, but the majority can't decide whether to buy a new ipod or get drunk...and that is the extent of their life.
I have obtained this snip from Drudge. I highlighted a few of the assanine comments that Skittles makes and inserted a few comments.
Rapper Eminem bodyslams President Bush in the upcoming edition of ROLLING STONE, publishing sources tell the DRUDGE REPORT.
President Bush is "like dog chasing its tail," the Hollywood-bound Eminem tells the magazine, set to street during the first week of November.
RS: You get deep into your feelings about President Bush and Iraq on “Mosh.” Do you think the Iraq War was a mistake?
E: He’s been painted to be this hero and he’s got our troops over there dying for no reason. I haven’t heard an explanation yet that I can understand (oh yes, M&M is a big watcher of the C-SPAN and keeps the national news running 24/7. IN fact, they have to tell him to turn off the news in the studio). Explain to us why we have troops over there dying.
RS: There is no good answer (Rolling Stone weighs in...).
E: I think he started a mess. America is the best country there is, the best country to live in. But he’s f**kin’ that up and could run our country into the ground. He jumped the gun, and he f**ked up so bad he doesn’t know what to do right now. He’s in a tailspin, running around like a dog chasing its tail. And we got young people over there dyin’, kids in their teens, early twenties that should have futures ahead of them. And for what? It seems like a Vietnam 2. Bin Laden attacked us and we attacked Saddam. We ain’t heard from Saddam for ten years, but we go attack Saddam. Explain why that is. Give us some answers. (Unfortunately Mentos, you wouldn't understand it if I did explain...for that matter, you wouldn't understand it if the host from Blues Clues explained it with a large poster board and some crayons.)
RS: Are you voting?
E: This is the first year I’ve registered to vote. And I’m gonna vote. Bush is definitely not my homie, but I’m still undecided. Kerry has been known to say some things that’s caught my attention, made a few statements I’ve liked, but I don’t know. Whatever my decision is, I would like to see Bush out of office. I don’t wanna see my little brother get drafted. He just turned eighteen. I don’t want to see him lose his life. People think their votes don’t count, but people need to get out and vote. Every motherf**kin’ vote counts. (Hmmm...there is no draft, your brother has a bigger chance of getting' shot by one of YOUR HOMIES than he will of ever being drafted. Also, you are "...still undecided" and yet "...would like to see Bush out of office." Who is the Dog chasing his own tail now?)
I know, Now & Later may come to my house and beat me up...he likes the white boy rapper violence thing. Good, bring it on. This is America, the greatest country in the world! If he breaks into my house or just violates my person (that didn't sound right), I would love to watch the local sheriff's department fill him with holes. I could also then sue his estate for everything... I would rather kick his butt face to face... Wouldn't that make me as stupid as him?
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