Marissa just cried while watching The Fox and the Hound. I'm sure many of you who know her can picture it right now. She seriously has an obsession with animals. The pictures of her cat Boner have taken over our room, and in a desperate attempt save our humble abode, I throw as many things on the walls as possible, such as SpongeBob and airplanes.
It's time for the efficiency tip of the day. Have you ever needed two towels with which to dry off? This applies moreso to those of the female persuasion, since many girls use an extra towel for the hair, but I'm sure anyone could find it useful, and you can tell your wives, girlfriends, co-workers, neighbors, people you wish you could associate with, etc. When you are done showering, instead of reaching for that towel with the linen-fresh scent that has ideally just been taken out of the dryer and is still warm, ring out your washcloth as much as humanly possible (this is easier for us strong types), and remove the excess water from yourself with said cloth. Then your towel will remain in a somewhat dry state longer and you can enjoy that dryer heat without being wet. Instead you'll be damp. It is also efficient to convoginate without a cup, but if you share a milk jug with others, you might end up with no friends.
"There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can." -Mark Twain
Happy Belated Columbus Day!
seashell
