I know that picture did not look like the tax payers were getting their just deserts...BUT, that iPod was actually housing the necessary data to hack the Linux server. The backpack not only had 1, but 2 joysticks, which everyone knows you need to hack a linux server with. The drink cups (which contained a liquid nourishment secret to our society) were weighted and monitored by laser alignment devices from outside of the picture frame.
It may look as if we were "goofing off," but much work was being done on that day! Unfortunately, a small rodent was found electrocuted to death within the FLux Capacitor at the State level, and the router has yet to come "online."
the lyrics in the title are for phynerk...
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