We have breaking news here. President Bush wasn't AWOL! He was actually flying secret ops into Cambodia. Yes, it's true! The President, unlike other tall, freaky, lying, Herman Munster looking freaks, doesn't need to have great war stories to win an election. Also, the op information hasn't been declassified, so the President can't tell us what happened. Unlike John Kerry, W stays loyal to his country!
Now seriously...that is believable isn't it? It is just as believable as the poop (not to be confused with the poop that phynerk diverted from the great city of Texarkana) that John Kerry's campaign is spouting around the country... Nuff Said!
Next issue...the Democratic Party is now calling me at home. They are disguised as a research company. First they call and ask me several questions concerning democratic issues and John Kerry's campaign for president. You know me...I gave them some very colorful answers. So colorful, that I cannot repeat them on this website. I then ask them to take my number off the list, and never call me again. They call back 30 minutes later and ask for the female head of the household. To which I tell them I am both... That gets a nice silence. I then state "It is 9:30 p.m., I work for a living and do not take calls this late at night! Once again, remove my name and number from you list and NEVER call here again!" Then, as Matt (and the summer tech crew)can attest, I threw the phone across the room!
Enough for now...
manteca
p.s.
I need a gun and a barf bag!
