No, you won't read about it in the papers. You won't hear it on the news or even mentioned on the street, BUT I KNOW what I did today. I saved Texarkana from the the most horrific, potentially catastrophic "situation" ever known. I worked all day in the most 'pleasant' environment imaginable....the raw sewage treatment plant ! I alone saved Texarkana from being flooded with.....POOP! My retrofit of their obsolete programmable logic controller went without a hitch and the POOP level did not even get close to the city limits ( I can't say much for the outskirts of town, but so what, 'they' aren't really taxpayers anyway).
The potentate of PooP.....Phynerk.
