Let the boredom blogging commence.
So the moron who lives next door to me has been working on his TransAm all summer long. What, you may ask could he possibly be doing to such a jalopy that would possibly take all summer? Well, he somehow found a way to make his infernal contraption even louder. It shakes the entire house now. His methods for warming and cooling his precious engine have changed too. Where once he was happy to let it sit idle for four or five minutes, he is now required to gun the engine half-a-dozen times in the same four or five minute idling window. It seems that I may have to hatch some new plans to rid myself of this unfortunate situation. Therefore, I am currently recruiting an army of squirrels that I will train to do my evil bidding... If only Frylock could just come over and blast this car with his laser vision...
Off to the bookstore...
Jeff C.
