So anyway, while mowing the other day I noticed a car pull up to our mail box. Inside operating the vehicle was a man ( or an 'it'). I this say this since the 'man' was sitting on the passenger side while operating the vehicle. I was so awestruck I knew I must meet this challenge apart from emotion so I drew upon pure logic. Here's how it follows:
1) Can a HUMAN operate a vehicle from the passenger side of a car ? -- - NO
2) If not, then this 'person' was NOT human. No human has "legs" that long.
3) Therefore this being was half human and half ?? ( something with long enough appendages to reach all the way from the wrong side of the vehicle to the pedals.)
So....at this point my world caved in. Everything I had ever believed crumbled because I realized that this was Evolution'S MISSING LINK !!
I'm reevaluating everything. I only hope you will, too. How could I have been so blind ?
Phynerk
