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Thursday, July 15, 2004
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Algorithmic indeterminacies...

That's just a really big word for something stupid, folks. If you're curious as to what it means, take a look at the back of your shampoo bottle. Directions: Wash, Rinse, Repeat. A very literal-minded person would continue repeating steps one through three until all shampoo was exhausted. Aside from the embarrassment of having to declare Winchester and return to the store for more shampoo, their hair would undoubtedly be clean, shiny, and have good bounce. Algorithmic indeterminacies are by their very nature very silly things: "If you cannot read this sign, please ask a flight attendant to reseat you." Silliness aside, you may be wondering what this possibly has to do with convogination, politics, technology, or life in general... Absolutely nothing, and absolutely everything. It is the best of times, it is the worst of times. It is chocolate, it is vanilla. It is butter, it is margarine. It is possibly the dumbest idea for a post that I have had since I screwed up Jell-O. Regardless of all rational thought and common sense, it seemed to be the most interesting thing my brain could grasp ahold of after my recent Snood addiction.

I have resigned myself to the fact that I am always going to be at least one step behind the times, but I most recently discovered the game of Snood, and I can only describe it as virtual crack. It is so stupid, yet so addictive that it should have a Surgeon General's Warning printed on it. I knew I had a problem when last night I closed my eyes to go to sleep and I saw a game in my head... Maybe I got ahold of some bad milkshake last night. Mind the convogination, folks, it may have spoiled...

I love the 90's too,
Jeff C.


 
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