I have just become aware of a situation that may or may not be arising in the near future, possibly the distant past, and maybe even the not-so-discernible present. My watch seems to be gaining and losing time on a grand scale, and I think it may somehow control time as we know it. Although quite cheap, my watch has a built in Flux Capacitor because they were in vogue approximately four years ago when the watch was given to me. It served me well throughout it's seemingly limited life, but now seems to be wrecking havoc on the very fabric of space. On a meandering and possibly silly sidenote, exactly what kind of material is space made out of? Anywho, it came to my attention today that although we did almost nothing productive, I can't remember what we did that took all day. I can account for approximately three hours out of the past ten or so. This, in addition to the fact that my watch seemed to start and stop on its own several times in the past few weeks, and the rather odd weather we have been having suggests to me that something is awry. Not only is something awry, but just recently it was pointed out that it is apparently my fault. So, in light of everything that has been brought to my attention in the past indiscernible number of hours, I apologize for screwing up the space time continuum, which in turn seems to have affected our weather patterns, productivity, and possibly the price of Egyptian cotton in Naples. This could also possibly explain why there are over two hundred channels and yet there is nothing on television worth watching. I need a good book...
Jeff C.
P.S. I think my theme song should have been Styx's "Too Much Time On My Hands."
