Well folks, here it is, our first guest post for Contest the Second. (Contest the First seems to still be at a stalemate.) Brought to us by Seashell, a regular poster on our very own tagboard, it makes more fun of us than we could possibly do on our own. Therefore, without further delay and/or ado here it is:
Guest Post
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What shall it be?
As I sit here wondering about what I should post, a few things come to mind. Poop for instance would be a most captivating topic about which to discuss, but it appears someone has beat me to it. If Jeff C. could figure out how to work time, he could cause this contest to occur earlier, and I would be enlightening everyone as to the different objects I can form out of feces, but it is not to be.
I suppose I could tell a funny story about the last time I was drunk (which must have been in my other life as a nematode), but that's been done as well. It's too bad though because then I could cause chaos on the tagboard, and Jeff would whine about wanting the tagboard back, and Manteca would of course offer cheese and crackers...Hmm...cheese and crackers...My diet! That's what I can post about (because I'm obese beyond mention). I'll provide everyone with pictures of the food I can actually eat as I try to kill time while I'm not eating...Oh, wait...I wouldn't be the first to do that either. I'm running out of ideas...
Perhaps I could just not post at all, but then again I believe Tater Salad has that covered. Anyway, it's much too obvious that the convoginators need an intervention...Well, whatever I post it should include all manner of grammatical errors(then I can make fun of myself on the tagboard). I could even sign in red as a punctuation mark...nope...My boredom and the History (Hitler) Channel?...that would be too much.
I guess all I can do is instigate. I seem to be good at that. Oh, yeah...flying is much cooler than fishing.
seashell
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I liked it, personally. It's witty, sassy, and funny. Plus, it's actually here. Which is more than I can say for some of our other members. Let's see some more guest posts people... I need some chocolate... or some more of those cookies.
Jeff C.
