The Day in the life of a Tech
7:55 a.m. : Wake up, roll out of bed, decide whether or not to wear pants, walk outside, realize not wearing pants was bad idea.
7:57 a.m. : Go back inside, put on pants. Go back outside and either wait for ride, or go pick up jeff.
8:ish a.m. : Arrive at work, blankly stare at things in the room until the head starer decides its time for us to stop staring and do something.
9:00 a.m. : Stop staring and do something.
9:07 a.m. : Take orders from HPS workers that have little to no concept of ______ <---(insert any word you want and you'll be 100% right... feel free to post said words in tag board)
12:00 p.m : Lunch time... ahhh lunch time, it usually consists of conversation not suitable for kids under the age of 18, and definitely not suitable for the dinner table. IE: poop, poop, gay jokes, fat jokes, jokes about ______ <---- (you know what to do), but a joke we make sure never to make, is a racist joke, caz thats just not cool.
1:00 p.m. : Come back from lunch, and pray vigorously that Manteca's lunch isnt flameable.
1:07 p.m. - End of day: Hope that the work we did during the a.m. is enough so that it looks as if we did something all day.
I didnt want to go to in depth as to what we do all day, because of "the code"... ewww i wasnt supposed to mention that, ill probably get beat up for that later, but we tech have a code to not let "norms" (thats what we call you people) know what we do all day, b/c if you knew, we'd have to kill you .
Have A Nice Day
