Do you ever wonder what constitutes a "joyful noise" ? Maybe some noises are so bad that they are displeasing to GOD, i would say so.... thats why i propose that every church have a "Special Music Screener". There is nothing more awkward than sitting through special music from a person w/the musical talent of Helen Keller. Speaking of awkwardness, i watched troy last night and it had a semi-sexual scene, and it reminded of the time that i watched Showgirls at the movie theatre, me thinking that it was a special on the life and times of las vegas showgirls but it turned out that it was a porno, and i had to watch people have sex on tv... Now Thats What I Call Awkard Vol. 4 errr.... i mean it was awkward. Actually im lying, ive never actually seen showgirls, but i kinda want to just to see jesse spano (from saved by the bell) naked. But it would be to awkward for me just to rent that movie. Anyways, i said all that to say, watching sex scenes in public is awkward. I would have hated to of been in the theatre for Monster's Ball. The tech guys were talking about it, and the captain and mr. glass of water have decided to make a tech sex scene, to be done live on sydicate television. They also said that they would pay matthew 25 dollars each if they didnt in fact perform the hardcore scene, or they could just call the "Jerk Contest" even. Im rambling....... PENIS
Actually everything i said in this blog is a LIE. If you get bored you can search "convoginators" on google, and you'll find a link to a page that qouted one of our very own.... Mr. Matthew "I can go without beating my meat longer than you can" Johnson.
Congrats Matthew
