Today on the Report, there is an interesting story about a girl who had a strange mishap, that turned her into the guy from that crappy movie w/cher in it called Mask. anywhoo... go to the link soon, caz sites like the Convoginators, and the Drudge Report get millions of hits each day, so the sites have to be updated frequently... also... if you could at least once a day go to the link at the bottom called "News for the Convoginator" you'll be helping us out.