Yes Kids...this is from the main man... He too would like to be a convoginator (actually he is a member in good standing, the technology is sthe problem...not a lot you can do with a stick and a commodore 64)...anywho...on to the post
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Scary? You want to talk scary? Are you really a thrill seeker seashell? Here are some imagess for you.How about Manteca laying on the floor in tightie whities(which aren't that white anymore) begging anyone to "change him"? Not scary enough for you? Try going over tothe local University president's house and realizing you have a mutant shitweasel straining to get out the back door. You politely excuse yourself from the dinner party and rush to the "guest" bathroom. When I say guest bathroom, I mean the bathroom that is so close to the livingroom and dining room that anyone without a hearing aid can hear as you plead with God to make the pain stop. You begin your "deposit" and do a courtesy flush. After 6 courtesy flushes you feel you are through. A quick wipe with half a roll of the charmin and you are ready to flush. Forgetting all your troubles because your bowels have been self gratified you flush. Talk about the Horror!! You are standing in the bathroom with your pants down around your ankles and realize that the water is rising not sinking. Quick Batman, to the plunger!! Noplunger. The only thing you can find is a coat hanger. So, with McGyver quickness you form a crude cutting device out of a coat hanger and begin chopping that bitch up like a crack addict chef at Beni Hana. No luck. All that is left is your hand. You can always wash your hand. But can the University president's wife wash her memory as she opens the door you forgot to lock and sees you with your pants down around your ankles, member shriveled to birth defect size (it was cold) and two handfulls of grade a shit? If that aint scary I dont know what is. Oh,there is always my rash.
Chaka
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heheheheh!!! manteca
