Gallery of Nuts
RSS Feed


Web Counter
people who wish they were us

      ARCHIVES

August 2003

September 2003

October 2003

November 2003

December 2003

January 2004

February 2004

March 2004

April 2004

May 2004

June 2004

July 2004

August 2004

September 2004

October 2004

November 2004

December 2004

January 2005

February 2005

March 2005

April 2005

May 2005

June 2005

July 2005

August 2005

September 2005

October 2005

November 2005

December 2005

January 2006

February 2006

March 2006

April 2006

May 2006

June 2006

July 2006

August 2006

September 2006

October 2006

November 2006

December 2006

January 2007

February 2007

March 2007

April 2007

May 2007

June 2007

July 2007

August 2007

September 2007

October 2007

November 2007

December 2007

January 2008

February 2008

March 2008

April 2008

May 2008

June 2008

July 2008

August 2008

September 2008

October 2008

November 2008

December 2008

January 2009

February 2009

March 2009

April 2009

May 2009

June 2009

July 2009

August 2009

September 2009

October 2009

November 2009

December 2009

January 2010

October 2010

January 2022

Tuesday, May 04, 2004
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Talking Goat...

Oh, one could only imagine the sheer amount of wackiness that could take place in one week. It was very much a "hurry up and wait" situation on the way over to Tennessee. We were in between two different weather systems, and therefore we had to wait for one to get out of the way, then hurry up and get there before the next system caught up to us. Fortunately, I was flying the newest airplane of our lot, and it was quite comfortable and fast despite myself and two passengers, fuel and baggage. We took off just one hundred pounds under the maximum takeoff weight of the aircraft. We had to stop in Little Rock on Saturday night for weather, and departed early the next morning to stay ahead of what was behind us. We arrived in Smyrna around three o'clock in the afternoon. Once there, we checked into the Double Tree and spent most of the week getting sunburned on the ramp while trying to sit in the shade of our airplane wings. Smyrna's airport is also a national guard base, and the ubiquitous Black Hawk helicopters taunted me and my poor uncorrected vision, but they were fun to watch. At some point during the week, a couple of the guys purchased a few mice and released them into the girls' hotel room. The trick didn't work and the girls became quite taken with the mice.



On the last night, we met a couple of other teams at a go-cart and minigolf place in town. Members from several teams including our own got kicked off the go-carts. Yet another who tried to get kicked out by driving too slowly did not. He only managed to delay the next group of riders for five minutes while he finished a lap. We placed sixth overall out of 31 teams. One of our guys placed first in power off landings, and another placed third in short field landings. We beat everyone from our region, and scored higher in most events than anyone from our region.

On the way home, I got stuck with the slowest and oldest airplane of the lot. It was pretty cool though, as I rigged up my iPod to the intercom using the "hush-a-comm" feature. We rocked the casbah all 550 some odd miles home. We got into a little bit of rain around the Fayetteville area and had to detour a little to the south before landing at Drake Field to refuel. The flight home took seven hours, and I slept for 11 hours that night. It's good to be home and back to the convogination.

Jeff C.
P.S. Has anyone seen my trashcans? This is getting just a little ridiculous.


 
National Dairy Council -- Professional Convoginators -- The Good Word about Convoginatin' -- Chocolate Milk Myths
The Godfather Convoginator -- News for the Convoginator
CONVOGINATOR'S STORE