Due to the relatively boring details of my mundane life, I am forced to make great mountains out of molehills in an effort to find something to blog about. Today is certainly no exception as I sit festering in my chair staring all too much at my computer screen. We've got a new vehicle in town, and she's a keeper.
As many of you know, many of the writers on this particular blog work for a technology department of a to be unnamed company. We usually commandeer the band truck to use as our TECH "Swat Van." It works well, it's large, inefficient, handles like a convenient store, and oh so cool. It was the cat's meow, that is until "Non-descript white van" came to town. Yes folks, "Non-descript white van" or (NDWV) is just as sluggish as the swat van, but has a working air conditioner, a semi-working radio, and is a non-descript white van. It has a crappy interior, is poorly out of alignment, and the doors often stick. This thing is as crusty as it can get without being military surplus.
NDWV is of a type used for surveillance and stakeout work, hence the non-descriptness. This is not to be confused with a "Molester Van" which is one in which the windows are blacked out, or a "Terrorist Van" which is really just a Volkswagen microbus (reference to movie Back To The Future.) And certainly not a hippie van (we don't allow tree hugging, dolphin riders in this town.) So make sure you keep a lookout for NDWV, but you'll probably have to look really hard, it being non-descript and all.
Oh, and one for Eric: "I CAN FIX IT! I CAN FIX IT!"
Jeff C.
