Hi, my name's Jeff, and I'm an internet addict. I'm used to my lovely broadband cable service back in Stillwater, but my house in Arkansas is just far enough out in the sticks to prevent any such luxury. (Eric can sympathize with me here) Instead of 1.5mb+ speeds, I'm stuck somewhere in the 42k range now. It's embarrassing. I've started going downtown to a certain place of employment to check my email and get my drudge, foxnews, and tonguetied.us news. Something's got to change here. Manteca, could we run fiber out to the neighborhood for our first project this summer? We could probably stop at my house and send it wireless to Eric. Then, we need to buy everyone in "the department" a small, electric scooter... I'm sure we've got the budget, you should get right on that...
Well, I watched four hours of history channel this morning, and I'm about to go nuts to get out of this house. I think I'll head on down to graduation and see what all the fuss is about. I might just see some folks there... (I assume that P, Eric, and some of our fans will be there... I hope I don't have to look presentable.)
Jeff C.
P.S. Paul, I'm not one to indulge in libations, but I'll certainly drive your inebriated posterior around should you need it...
