I had a funny conversation with a guy i used to be friends with last year, the other day... background on jimi.... last semester he completed 0 of his 15 hrs due to his ignorance and laziness. He is obsessed with cars and his grandparents let him buy a suburu WRX under their name. He is a complete and total idiot, w/a good heart. To put it into simple terms, he's my new Jamey Alberson... somebody i like, but LOVE to be mean to.
Praeparet Belum: yes, i have a temporary job
Praeparet Belum: and did you make your own buddy icon?
maxu47: no
maxu47: what is my icon right now?
Praeparet Belum: Brian, you're a pussy"
maxu47: where are you working
Praeparet Belum: psh, right now a Tanning Salon, BUT, when i get back from Lowe's i'm gonna work w/ my friend at Lowe's, bringing in the bank. Making $7.12 an hour starting off, getting a raise after the first 90 days and working at least 40hrs a week
Praeparet Belum: wow, i'm an idiot
maxu47: your gonna be banking
Praeparet Belum: when i get back from florida
Praeparet Belum: i'm gonna own the bank
maxu47: i think i may be working two jobs this summer, so ill still have you beat, and both jobs are AWESOME
Praeparet Belum: i'm gonna get atleast 19 more slaves
maxu47: ?
Praeparet Belum: you know, slaves of African decent
Praeparet Belum: B
Praeparet Belum: L
Praeparet Belum: A
Praeparet Belum: C
Praeparet Belum: K
Praeparet Belum: SLAVES
maxu47: actually your gonna be spending quite about of your money this summer
maxu47: apt. and car
Praeparet Belum: yeah, thats why i gotta work there, it pays to much and i have to make to much
maxu47: whatever happend to reserves
Praeparet Belum: i'm putting it on hold for awhile, wanna live free for awhile and all
maxu47: so your never going
Praeparet Belum: never know, i might, i might not
maxu47: you wont
Praeparet Belum: idk, i have to take care of that loan, and i'm not paying it off, and my parents off, so, the army just might have to
maxu47: im ready to start working somewhere, i havent worked since last wed. and i feel empty
maxu47: i think im gonna be able to get a job at the movie gallery in hope by next week
maxu47: then ill work nights there, and days at the HPS tech
Praeparet Belum: hps tech?
Praeparet Belum: where's that
Praeparet Belum: ?
Praeparet Belum: oh, i have a funny story to tell you
maxu47: thats the school district that i work in, the computer stuff, you know
Praeparet Belum: gotcha, so your gonna travel back and fourth from hope and conway everyday?
maxu47: no dude, the movie gallery in hope
maxu47: and the HOPE public school district... hps
Praeparet Belum: i got ya know
Praeparet Belum: now
maxu47: whats your funnys story
Praeparet Belum: ok, well, friday was my bday and a few of us went out to eat and all, and went to toad suck daze, and we were leaving, and this guy in a prelude drove by as we were walking, and he revved on us, and my friend drew who is loud and funny yells at him and challenges him to a race, and the guy is like "sure" i didnt figure he would have, and so, he pulls up and goes' "what do you drive?" and i point to my wrx and he goes "oh, the subaru" and then he's like, follow me. so we go out to the place where we are gonna race, and the guy goes, pop your hood, and THEN he goes....
maxu47: are you 20
Praeparet Belum: "Whats that? *points to the intercooler*" and i'm like "Um.....that's the intercooler...." i was in complete AWE of how dumb the guy was. And then he goes "oh, so this thing is turbocharged?" and i'm like "uh yeah" and he goes "oh, so thats what that spooling noise was" thats when me and drew just walked away, and laughed our asses off
maxu47: jimi that was a completly and totally lame story.... the whole class is now a little bit dumber from it
maxu47: are you 20
Praeparet Belum: dude, that guy was the idiot, he didnt know what the freaking intercooler was man
Praeparet Belum: we laughed so dadgum hard at the guy, it was hilarious
maxu47: dude your GAY for caring about stupid cars so much
Praeparet Belum: whatever man
Praeparet Belum: yeah, i'm 20
maxu47: thats why you dont have a girlfriend
maxu47: and thats also the reason your gay
maxu47: jimi..........
Praeparet Belum: oh yes, of course
Praeparet Belum: b/c i love my car
maxu47: thats unhealthy
maxu47: you did absolutely no work on that car, you just bought, you know alot less than you think you know about it.
Praeparet Belum: i know more than you might think i know about it tho. since you have NO way to judge it, so, its pointless to argue
maxu47: the only real fact i know about your car, is your gay....
maxu47: for caring so much about it
