So...John Kerry has created his own misery index. That's probably because the old one (created 30 years ago) wasn't good enough. The original misery index (created in the Carter era and used since then) shows that the misery index is lower now than ever before...so that will not work...that makes Bush look too good. Anyway, if John Kerry can create his own misery index (with 7 important characteristics)m so can I.
My misery index indicates that I am VERY miserable. How do I know this....that would be the 7 characteristics that prove that I am miserable.
THE MANTECA MISERY INDEX (Based on a scientific survey of manteca's misery)
1) No money to purchase a Hummer.
2) No free flowing, city provided chocolate from the faucet next to the city provided
water in my house.
3) No low carb, fat free, sugar free, muscle building triple Wendy (with cheese).
4) No .39/gallon gas. (see I'm willing to pay a little in gas tax)
5) No govt. provided DSL/Satellite TV/phone system (paid for by the thousands in
taxes I pay each year)
6) No gold plated food (Stamp) card to be used at any grocer, discount center
and/or fine eating establishment. (Once again paid for by my taxes)
7) Herman Munster looking, large forehead, money grubbing, lying, cheating,
cowardice, evil, lying sack of monkey nuts like John Kerry being able to run for
president.
So you see, if John Kerry can make up his own Misery Index to support his (ridiculous, self serving, whale kissin') views, then I can too...
then again...(you know the rest),
manteca
**The end of the world as we know it...
