So I think the bad jello incident got to Jeff. I think he must have gotten a bad box of Orange Jello. Also, in the future, it is a cup of cold water, NOT PGA that you stir into the mix. The captain was so distruaght/inebriated that he went on a little kamikaze flying sting. Then on a bet, crash landed on top of a pickup truck.
Captain, leave those illegals alone!
manteca