And finally, the last post of the day, which as far as I know secures for me the title of "most blogged day ever" on Convoginators. I'd like to thank the people that made this possible. I'd also like to continue lamenting the circumstances that brought about this unfortunate honor: my sheer boredom. It occurred to me, somewhere in between my last blog, and this one that some of you may be underestimating the boredom, so try this out for size:
11:20 AM - Awoke
11:20-11:45 AM - laid in bed contemplating the effects of spraypaint on conduit
11:46-12:10 - Shower - contemplated the meaning of life.
12:11 - checked email & consumed Jell-O
12:12 - checked Foxnews.com
12:13-12:45 - Checked Convoginators, Spymac political corner, and tonguetied.us
12:46 - Drove to Flight Center to fill out time card
12:52 - Left flight center, Wal-Mart inbound
1:00 - Arrived at Wal-Mart, remembered why I stopped going there
1:03 - Secured all necessary items for fajitas, standing in line for checkout
1:15 - Was finally able to pay and leave thanks to the world's slowest cashier
1:20 - Arrived home, cooked fajitas
1:30 - Consumed fajitas, watched Southpark re-run
2:06 - Post the First
2:20 - Fajitas and Southpark exhausted, continue web surfing
2:30 - Exhaust interesting websites, begin contemplating the word "contemplate."
2:32 - Decide it would be a good idea to clean firearms.
2:35 - begin looking for disconnector spring to Makarov pistol which egressed itself from the frame upon disassembly.
2:40 - Found disconnector spring, finish cleaning firearm, reassemble
2:42 - notice that the TransAm next door has started
2:43 - Start scheming for a way to silence it
2:52 - Take a break from scheming, have a Pepsi (free song from iTunes music store!)
2:53 - Redeem free song at ITMS - (Rick James - Ghetto Life)
2:54 - Continue scheming
3:00 - Washed a load of towels
3:10 - Forgot which day it was
3:15 - Fell over & nearly burned hand
3:16-4:12 - stared at ceiling contemplating the role of time as the fourth dimension
4:13 - Post the Second
4:45-5:00 - stared at ceiling contemplating how old the plaster on the ceiling really is...
5:00-7:00 - Watched DVD - "The Patriot"
7:30 - consumed two cans of Chef Boi Arde (sp?) Ravioli, more southpark
7:54 - Post the Third
7:55 - 9:30 - MSN conversation with Garrett
9:31-10:07 - Studied for Flight Instructor Knowledge Test
10:08 - Post the Fourth
Well, that's it, sheer boredom. Thankfully, I've got stuff to do the next couple of days. I'm flying about five times in the next three days, and then I'm going home... I can't take too much of this place anymore. I need some good old-fashioned home cooking and some parents and grand-parents that will try and spoil me... That's it folks, no more marathon posting for me, this quantity over quality bit is really not all it's cracked up to be. I'm off to a more irregular schedule now.
"Worst Episode Ever..."
Jeff C.
