So, you guys know I'm fat. Yeah, that's a shocker. It is a well known fact that I like the food. Any food, preferably something in a double, with cheese. Unfortunately, I am not getting any younger and the old body is starting to show signs of wear and tear (please stop laughing, it's not very polite). At the urging of the family, yes the whole family, I have decided to go on a diet.
The diet I chose is the Atkin's Diet plan. This diet is quite interesting, first you must go through induction (sounds like a secret fraternity ritual). Induction is the path to ketosis, the "enlightenment" of the Atkin's Diet plan. Induction must last 2 weeks. I am on day 7. The cool part is that you can eat all the meat that you want. You guys KNOW I am a carnivore of epic proportions. I have to tell you though, the meat thing can get old. I have had meat, cheese, eggs and a small bit of salad greens until I feel like a runway model for the Subway low-carb sandwich tour. I must tell you the absence of bread is the hard one.
The good news?!?! Soon I will be svelte. I mean Mr. Olympus! I know you are jealous! These things happen, fat people do get skinny, and when they get skinny, they flaunt it. I plan on flauntng it, and then enjoying gaining it all back!
Now...in all reality, I will be lucky to make it through the weekend. I see myself falling off the wagon with 2 Double Quarter Pounders with cheese, a stuffed steak burrito from Taco Bell, Hot and Spicy chicken sandwich from Wendy's and 2 or 3 foot long cheese Coneys from the Sonic...oh yeah, and a Route 44 Diet Coke...
Be Free and Eat Healthy,
manteca
