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Wednesday, February 25, 2004
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Well...IT HAPPENED!!

I was just watching a Greenpeace video on the illegal harvesting of seal skins... Unfortunately, I now have the unbelievable urge to go out and club some seal cubs to death. As if that wasn't enough...I was watching a cops show last night where they were attempting to shut down this drug ring in the ghettos of Chicago... I now want to go out and hurt drug dealers...does that make me anti-drugdealeritic? All of this bad press and now a commercial I saw on the effects of stress on fat people... I hate stress...I hate Fat...well CRAP, I hate myself.

Due to cartoons in my early childhood, I already hate the Decepticons, Cobra, Gargamel from the Smurfs, several goblins and ghoulies that really hated on Scooby Doo, all the bad guys from the Blue Falcon show, most of the evil henchmen from Hong Kong Phooey, Tom Cat, Wyle E. Coyote, Sylvester the Pussy Cat, Fog Horn Leghorn (I do have a true hatred of cocks because of his character), Cruella Devil (this caused a major hatred of fashion designers) and lets not forget that evil vacuum cleaner from the teletubbies. I could go on and on...

Certain religious focus groups (I can't say Jewish, that would make me anti-semitic), liberal tree huggers and "anything for a buck" hollywood critics are right, the entire human race is full of idiots who believe everything on the big screen...thank the Lord we can't think for ourselves and we have these intellectuals to think for us...

You know, there are people out there that watch the Exorcist and worship it...you don't see me hollering, "hey thats anti-Christian...Oh my gosh, the satan worshippers are REALLY gonna hate on us now..."

Then again that's just my opinion,

manteca

Sorry this isn't as funny as the usual stuff. Unfortunately, there is less and less that is funny in this strange old world.


 
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