SO... I know you saw it. That thing popped out like fresh toast on a cold November morn... Yeah, Janet Jackson's breast. Little Justin Timberlake grabbed a teet and shocked the entire, god-fearin', bible readin' NFL crowd. I think the most affected by this shameful "soft porn" was probably the New England Fans. Heck, it had such a large impact on the crowd, one man ripped his clothing off on the 30 yard line and did a little dance.
On a sad note... 244 Muslims were trampled to death as thousands of their fellow numb skulls rushed forward to stone 3 large dildos with rocks. I know, those were representations of satan. Ha! Looks like those idiots would have realized it wasn't shag carpet they were running on, but their own confused, radical Muslim friends. Man, that must be the religion... I can't remember the last time we had anyone trampled to death during a observance of the lord's supper.
OK... I am finished... Eric, stop picking on Jeff.
manteca
