Now that the new has worn off of Janet Jackson's boobs, I feel we should move on to bigger and better things...like my stomach! Just kidding!
seriously... Captain, where are the pictures of the snow? Eric, whats the price of a Jones Soda and a king size ButterFinger at the BP? Paul, do you really LIKE sports?
On to the meat of it... So I realized today, as I ran around like a chicken with it's head cutoff, that life it too short to not have a REALLY good time. Kinda like these guys (and PLEASE listen to some of their albums...). Also, I would like it to be known that Matthew actually does have a big dirty sanchez moustache...on his back. Now back to me. So anyway, I am planning to do some skydiving next week. I know, I said I would never jump out of a perfectly good airplane, but I feel the need for a thrill. Actually, I plan on getting a tattoo earlier in the day and having my cheek pierced. You know I will do it! Stop laughing at me... Seriously, if I survive the jump I am going to have liposuction immediately afterwards and change my name to "THE TALENT." You'll see, You will all cower at my awesomeness!!!!!!
Manteca
