I have noticed that the convoginators have been lax on their posts over the past two weeks. Can you blame them? I mean come on, three of them are full time students. I guess those spooky final exams have really been beating them up. Two of them will be home to work for me. (maniacal laughter here!) I know for a fact that they look forward to these special times and all of the fun and excitement that this job brings to their lives.
On a lighter note, I think I finally know how to catch Santa Claus. It's the cookies and milk angle. That fat dog eats them every year. So this year, I have mixed up a special batch of cookies with enough Ambian in them to take down a MASSOSPONDYLUS. When the large elf hits the floor, I hog tie him and him ransom for a new studio and a Dual 2ghz G5. Oh the Christmas joy that will bring. The bonus is a freezer full of reindeer meat. Now that's GOOD EATIN'.
Well, I must go and do...my job. Yeah, that's is. Merry Week Before Christmas...
manteca
