So, what is up with the fireworks stands? When I was a kid, you had to sell a kidney to buy a gross (144) bottle rockets. NOW 50 cents will get you a gross. On top of that, they even have the infamous buy 1 get 6 free. With a Jackson, you would have enough bottle rockets (34,560 bottle rockets) to take over the Philippines. I would say france, but are such wimps about 47 bottles Rockets and they give up on Jerry Lewis and make you the new savior de france. Now that sounds like a really crappy cologne that you would get at Christmas from a 3rd grade student, "Savior de france." It would be bundled with some Brute and a High Karate Soap on the Rope.
Anyway, go out and get some fireworks and blow some stuff up!
manteca
