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Wednesday, October 08, 2003
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Now I know that I could win an election...

So I take it that anyone with enough money can now take an election. I figure I will start small... You know state representative. I could possibly get enough PR during that term to catch the eye of the Republican or Democratic party. Then I go for the US Senate. That's when the BIG special interest money starts to flow. A few terms in the Senate, and couple of uber right or left wing votes, and I could be the next president. At the least I could probably get a recurring role on "Law and Order".

Gov. Schwarzenegger (sp?) Heck, I can't even spell it. Now 30 million California elementary school children are going to hafta learn it. Not only that, but 100 million illegal aliens. I noticed Jesse Jackson stated that if Arnold won, that they would contest it in court. Ahhh...the American Civil Liberties Union, what a bunch of pansy nosed, butt munchers. Those liberal free-for-alls will jump at anything. You know, why can't my dog Murray run for governor of Arkansas?? Maybe I should call the ACLU about representing him. He pays taxes...really, he does...

OK, I'm finished... Have a great... oh, who cares!

manteca


 
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