Yes boys and girls, it is that time again. Time to get out you ThanksHallowgiving outfits and get ready to party. I love bobbing for turkey legs! I am also thankful that Michael Jackson and the other corpses sailed their ship, “Thriller” to the new world, landed on Plymouth Rock and brought the idea of vampires to the original Americans. I think it is sad though that years later we turned all of the Native Americans into Zombies and took all of their candy corn.
Luckily it was the witches of Salom that gave us such goodies as caramel apples, popcorn balls and the ever favorite snack size of Skittles®. One of my favorite things to do with my kids is getting our high powered rifles and going out into the woods and bagging us a few cans of cranberry sauce. Nothing like freshly killed cranberry sauce for the ‘ol ThanksHallowgiving table of death.
Well, as I sharpen my machete and get ready to lop a few heads off in the spirit of the season, I can only look forward to Christmas. This year I even plan to visit the holy land where the whole thing started…Macys in New York!!!!
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