Who knew that when this post started thousands...dare I say millions, would be touched by it's careless, self-sacrificing gift of useless dribble, incoherent knowledge and random convoginating. That a handfull of talented, super-intelligent, ridiculous dreamers could bring so much happiness to so many. That Ren and Stimpy would return to television. That 4 (or is it 5) gay men could have their own prime time show where they changed a normal, everyday man into a color matching fruit. That the Iraqi terrorists would be so bored they would begin to kill their OWN people... (Sorry, that last one was just a small hint of sobriety in the insane intoxication of reallity.)
I tell you...Convoginating is the answer... If not chocolate milk...then what? If you slap, do I not scream like a girl? If you stir, does not the white liqud turn brown?
I have lost all sense of time...feed the cows...
