The chocalate milk in the cafeteria has become kind of watered down, so i think the guy behind the scenes convoginating it, is spitting it. SO... i have formulated a diabolical plan and group to STIKE back against behind the scenes man convonginating in the secret convogination lab. So what were going to do, is dig a tunnel using nothing else but......... SPOONS. So the tunnel weve started is 6 miles from campus, and by my calculations we should be there in about 3 years. as long as the guard dont find us. were calling our mission the Shawshank Convogademption.