Be still my beating heart, err... quiet my rumbling stomach.
Why dost thou torment me so with thou incessant grumbling?
Many a culinary experience have I given thee today:
Poultry, cookies, chips, and cheap noodles to name just a few.
Thou even rejecteth the peanut butter and banana staple.
What could possibly pacify thy hunger?
mmm.... canned ravioli.
