AS I sit here sipping my lovely convaginated masterpiece, I remember the time that I almost gave up convoginating for good. So yesterday, as I reached for the gallon of milk from the refrigerator, it slipped. It fell in slow motion towards the wood floor and although I have superhuman, cat-like reflexes, it hit... As the white goodness spread across the room like an avalanche out of control... I freaked. What was I going to do? Luckily, being a Super genius I was quickly able to deduce a plan. With much haste, a bucket, a mop and a large bottle of Hersheys... i quickly convoginated in the spirit of the Local Janitors union 227. Ahhh... all was better, and i have some pretty nice convogination, with a few hairs and some dust bunnies.... but delicious just the same...
manteca
