Today i had a mandatory meeting and yeah i had the freakin worst gas of all time. It had been churning up since i had woken up, so anyways, the meeting was in a very crowded auditorium, and could feel it building and building, and finally when people started clapping, i let it EXPLODE! People near me looked around caz they could feel their seat raddle. If my butt had lips, i could have recited the 3rd chapter of John w/ that one. I can still kind of smell it, and its 6 hours later.
