Our hero, David Crestwood, is standing firm this time; he will not give into the pressures of the evil malcontents of this world.
The atomizing ray-spear of Prince Jo of the walla-walla-falla-quars inches slowly towards Crestwood's head threatening to sabotage and erase all memories of what calamarie tasted like. "Tell me how to convoginate! Now!", screamed Prince Jo, "or I will wipe away all mention of calamarie from your brain." This obviously sent a shiver up our hero's spine. His powers came straight from the beautiful meat of the squid, but he would not let this show on his face. Years of training in the arts of convogination and interrogation hopefully prepared him for this moment.
"Eat Swine!"
to be continued.....