Saturday, January 09, 2010
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Convoginators is dead... Long live Convoginators!
Since no one else has yet made a tombstone post I figure the honor falls to me. Here lies Convoginators.blogspot.com. Alas, it is dead. Yet weep not little ones! This is but a shell, left for those who wax nostalgic. There is yet hope! Convoginatorius Bloggius lives on in a better place: www.convoginators.com! Convoginators forever!
Friday, January 01, 2010
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Gov Wars Episode 1
In this new year I think we should all be more conscious of the riffraffbums disadvantaged among us. This economic downturn has affected all of us, even the best of us...
I'm sure you recognize our mutual associate Mr. Fett. Once a thriving bounty hunter, Mr. Fett's employer (Hutt Ltd.) was forced to let him go due to a hostile takeover by Royal Organa Industries. Rather than seeking re-employment as a bounty hunter, Mr. Fett instead sought an alternative life-course. When interviewed Mr. Fett had this to say:
"I realized that I was spending way too much time working, and not enough time having fun. So, I decided to embrace the inner nomad like so many of the people I hunted in my last life. The wonderful United States government takes care of me now. I have health insurance, a place to stay, food stamps, all provided for me. Now I can finally take up my passion as an accordion-wielding street performer."
Mr. Fett then went on to play a toe-tapping, knee-slapping polka for various gathered Jawas.
