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Friday, October 30, 2009
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Here we go.

Obama is a Robot Humpf.....

To think .... I used to really like Sting .


Phynerk

Saturday, October 24, 2009
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To quote Stevie Wonder....kinda'


Isn't 'B' Lovely ??

Phynerk

Wednesday, October 21, 2009
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Look for the silver lining

I know things seem very bleak now with all the news of tens of thousands more people each month losing their jobs. Well, there is one place where there are many new jobs popping up each day. That’s right…in Iraq ! Yes, there is ample work for anyone willing to work hard and excel in developing fields of employment. Here are just a few examples:

Certified B.P.G. ( certified body parts gatherer ) – Yes, with the many suicide bombings each day this new field of body parts gathering is wide open to just about anyone who is willing to endure a little nausea and focused concentration. There are several payment plans open based on the following criteria:
Hours worked
Investigations worked
P.B.P. ( pay by part ) based on quantity collected, not quality

Another hot field of work are R.C.C.C. ( Registered Coffin Carrier Corps) . Seems each day in the news someone is being carried somewhere in a coffin over there. Well some one’s got to do it and it could be…you. Those with back problems are strongly urged not to inquire as this job is labor intensive. ( some of these sultans can get pretty fat !)

Finally, let’s not forget the ever popular position of O.B.S. (Official Ballot Stuffer). With the increase of democracy in Iraq, there will be many more elections to come. Each one of these elections will need a staff of qualified and trained ballot stuffers to help sway the vote in the “proper” direction.

So, you see, things really aren’t as bad as the news tends to paint them. Opportunity is something one must search out. Like the truth….opportunity is out there.

Phynerk

Saturday, October 17, 2009
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Ain't Love Grand ?



Phynerk

Tuesday, October 13, 2009
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See anyone familiar ?

www.intouch.org

Watch VIDEO.

Phynerk


 
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