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Friday, January 30, 2009
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Hey, I'm cool.
 I guess I’ve lived as an American long enough to realize that when someone is convicted in a court of law ….. he is GUILTY. Our legal system is full of carefully institued checks and balances that practically guarantee a fair trial. So here comes defrocked ex-governor ‘Blago’ claiming a tyrade of jive talk about how he’s innocent, didn’t do anything wrong, had no say so in his defense, and on and on. ( funny, during the five years I did jail ministry I never met one person there who was “guilty”…anyway ). In fact all 59 of his peers asked for his impeachment. So my entry today into the funniest thing I ever heard category is this quote from our “innocent” defrocked ex-governor :
I'm not going to say this is an easy time,'' he said. "But ... there are tens of thousands of people across America just like me who are losing their jobs or lost their jobs. I'm not looking for any pity, and I don't need anybody to feel bad for me. Because I'll be just fine.''
HaHaHa….he throws the term “just like me” around like it means “ people who were laid off due to the hard times we are in”, or “ people who are down on their luck because of the economic downturn we find ourselves in”…..he neglects to say that he is not at all like the average Joe that lost his job – BLAGO is a convicted, defrocked, proven-guilty by law crook ! On top of that he has an enormous number of devoted followers who want him to "keep up the fight".
Phynerk
Thursday, January 29, 2009
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I've been.uh.on the phone
Sorry I've been gone so long. Just not. social. This makes me laugh REALLY hard! As if that wasn't enough, last night he hit me with this one. Not a yodeling monkey, but still dang funny!
Is it me, or is it getting hot in here ?
Phynerk
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
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News flash....
NBC reported today, that of the estimated 2,000,000 attendees to last week's Obama Inauguration, only 14 missed work.
Phynerk
Thursday, January 22, 2009
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You Have to Love Our Media
Headlines On This Date 4 Years Ago: "Republicans spending $42 million on inauguration while troops Die in unarmored Humvees" "Bush extravagance exceeds any reason during tough economic times" "Fat cats get their $42 million inauguration party, Ordinary Americans get the shaft" Headlines Today: "Historic Obama Inauguration will cost only $120 million" "Obama Spends $120 million on inauguration; America Needs A Big Party" "Everyman Obama shows America how to celebrate" "Citibank executives contribute $8 million to Obama Inauguration" Nothing like fair & unbiased coverage of the news !!! Phynerk
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
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Awesome
Thursday, January 15, 2009
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This one is for Brittany
30 Features of Windows 7
1. Don't need a new PC 2. Big-screen support 3. Start button search 4. BitLocker To Go 5. Document libraries 6. Nag-free System Tray 7. Drag andsnap windows 8. Location-aware printing 9. UAC silencer
10. Media streamer playback 11. Revamped Taskbar and jumplists 12. HomeGroup 13. New User State Migration tool 14. iTunes support in Windows Media Player 15. Show Desktop 16. Touch controls 17. DirectAccess 18. Sensor support 19. AppLocker 20. Gadgets are go 21. Remote apps that feel like a desktop 22. DeviceStage. 23. Bluetooth wizard 24. ProblemSteps Recorder 25. One-click Wi-Fi 26. Internet Explorer 8 27. Wireless USB and Blu-ray write support 28. BranchCache 29. Colourcalibration tool 30. ToggleWindows features Good write up of all the features. ALot of new domain features
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
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Larry King Tortures Astronauts
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
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Get those resumes updated !!
Get your resumes updated and check out this great opportunity. Perfect for any HHS graduate.
Phynerk
It gets funnier all the time
Seems the NAACP is totally up in arms over the “racially disturbing” presence of these colorfully dressed women. As the NAACP claims, the dresses used by this marching troupe resemble those worn during the time of slavery. I hope that we don’t extend that logic too very far. Just think of all the other things that resemble those of the slave trading times. Makes you wonder if there will be any horses, drums, and other musical instruments in this parade that will be as equally unpleasant to our NAACP friends.
Phynerk
Monday, January 12, 2009
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Liar, Liar - Part 3
Oh yeah, remember the Global warming "science"? Here's a few headlines from today's news that prove just how valid Global warming is:
** Earth on the Brink of an Ice Age
** Slovenian Media have reported recommendations of the meteorological institute of Germany, which alarms over the risks of having piercings – the metal earrings on people’s body could cause dangerous freezing.
No metal objects attached to the body should be worn, warns the media, for people who must venture outside. For everyone else, Slovenian media urges its citizens to stay in their homes
** Life At Negative 78 Degrees In Alaska
Phynerk
Liar, Liar - Part 2
Well, MSN.com is really on a roll with their spin on morality with today's entry into the realm of lie enough and it will become true, or say anything like it's a fact:
4 things he hates when he stays over
Claiming closet space
Cleaning house
Touching his toiletries
Ruling the remote
Remember there's still no mention of marriage. Heck, why, when you (think) can have your cake and eat it too?
Payday is coming.....
Phynerk
Thursday, January 08, 2009
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Liar,Liar
The banner headline from a front page article on MSN today got my attention:
How Soon Is Too Soon?
5 reasons you should wait to sleep with him
It made me wonder how many times do you need to hear an untruth until it becomes truth. I am amazed at how much I have seen this over and over – the results are that the average Joe really believes the lies he has been spoon-fed by the media and peers. Here’s just a few:
Evolution is an accurate science. Try to convince anyone you happen to come in contact with that we did not evolve over the millennia to the creatures we are now.
Global warming will destroy civilization if it is not checked.
Separation of church and state….that one is really rich.
Then back to the article I mentioned about “sleeping around”. It assumes that it’s ok as long as the proper criteria are followed. Get this line from the article:
Some experts say that jumping into bed too soon is the #1 relationship mistake women make now. Not to get all prudish, but it might be a good idea to wait a little—for better sex and stronger love.
Never is it spoken that this practice outside of marriage is just downright wrong.
Oh, then there is the gay thing that says that everyone has this inner tendency to be that way and that’s why some are…yeah, right.
No wonder Jesus said we need to “take heed what we hear”.
Phynerk
Wednesday, January 07, 2009
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Is it true?
One of the Convoginators marooned in Fayetteville received this in an email stating that it is both a sign that hangs on the Burger King in Hope, and a sign that the Hope Public School system is making great strides in literacy.
So, can this be confirmed?
Jeff C.
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