Gallery of Nuts
RSS Feed


Web Counter
people who wish they were us

      ARCHIVES

August 2003

September 2003

October 2003

November 2003

December 2003

January 2004

February 2004

March 2004

April 2004

May 2004

June 2004

July 2004

August 2004

September 2004

October 2004

November 2004

December 2004

January 2005

February 2005

March 2005

April 2005

May 2005

June 2005

July 2005

August 2005

September 2005

October 2005

November 2005

December 2005

January 2006

February 2006

March 2006

April 2006

May 2006

June 2006

July 2006

August 2006

September 2006

October 2006

November 2006

December 2006

January 2007

February 2007

March 2007

April 2007

May 2007

June 2007

July 2007

August 2007

September 2007

October 2007

November 2007

December 2007

January 2008

February 2008

March 2008

April 2008

May 2008

June 2008

July 2008

August 2008

September 2008

October 2008

November 2008

December 2008

January 2009

February 2009

March 2009

April 2009

May 2009

June 2009

July 2009

August 2009

September 2009

October 2009

November 2009

December 2009

January 2010

October 2010

January 2022

Thursday, October 30, 2008
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
People don't care that the media is biased as long is it is telling them what they want to hear.

For the past few years I thought that American people had finally seen through the drive-by media and realized just how slanted and biased they are. I now know that they have, and they don't care. The majority of Americans (at least by polls that we see today) are happy with the biased media when it tells them things that they want to hear. A good case and point is Palin's comments about fruit flies. Granted her comments were a little ignorant. A lot studies with genetics are done with fruit flies. Anyways, I think she is mostly talking about a program that is paid for with tax money and that the program resides in Paris. What is frustrating is that the media is talking everything out of context and saying that she hates science. Hmm.. juicy! Slate.com even went so far as to say that she is wicked and immoral. All because she thinks that money should be directed to other programs. I thought these were considered opinions and we can have them.

Now, what we are presented with, by the ever so accepting left (when it suits their needs) is a stupid, science hating, apocalypse believing Pentecostal. What is even more frustrating is this desire to pounce on her about something that most Americans, dare I say,  most intellectual Americans don't even know much about. With a little studying (because I am not abreast on the expansive research of fruit flies). I found that the media and most of the naysayers have been incorrectly calling the Drosophilia (the real species name) the fruit fly when it is actually called the vinegar fly. Also, the study that Palin was talking about, though incorrectly, is called the olive fruit fly. All these semantics aside, Palin never said that science stinks and we should drop the experimental method. In the same comment she thought the money could be used on studies that could benefit children with disabilities.

I love this doozy from Slate:

Videos taken in the Assembly of God church in Wasilla, Alaska, which she used to attend, show her nodding as a preacher says that Alaska will be "one of the refuge states in the Last Days." For the uninitiated, this is a reference to a crackpot belief, widely held among those who brood on the "End Times," that some parts of the world will end at different times from others, and Alaska will be a big draw as the heavens darken on account of its wide open spaces.

Peter saw this so long ago in the 3rd chapter of his 2nd epistle.

4 They will say, "What happened to the promise that Jesus is coming again? From before the times of our ancestors, everything has remained the same since the world was first created."

5 They deliberately forget that God made the heavens by the word of his command, and he brought the earth out from the water and surrounded it with water. 6 Then he used the water to destroy the ancient world with a mighty flood. 7 And by the same word, the present heavens and earth have been stored up for fire. They are being kept for the day of judgment, when ungodly people will be destroyed.

I am happy to say I am one of those apocalypse believing, crazy evangelicals.

Liberals will argue that this is not a correct example. . . right.

Spraggins sent me this and I knew that you would want to read it.  Then again, I am a crazy conservative and
enjoy making all this stuff up. Trust me though, Mike Spraggins doesn't make stuff up and he IS defending freedom.

Today on my way to lunch I passed a homeless guy with a sign that read 'Vote Obama, I need the money.' 
I laughed. Once in the restaurant my server had on a 'Obama 08' tie, again I laughed as he had given
away his political preference--just imagine the coincidence. When the bill came I decided not to tip
the server and explained to him that I was exploring the Obama redistribution of wealth concept. He stood
there in disbelief while I told him that I was going to redistribute his tip to someone who I deemed more
in need--the homeless guy outside. The server angrily stormed from my sight. I went outside, gave the
homeless guy $10 and told him to thank the server inside as I've decided he could use the money more. The
homeless guy was grateful. At the end of my rather unscientific redistribution experiment I realized
the homeless guy was grateful for the money he did not earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I
gave away the money he did earn even though the actual recipient deserved money more.
I guess redistribution of wealth is an easier thing to swallow in concept than in practical application.
Isn't it sad that Mike and the other brave men and women are fighting over there for our freedom and the American people
are about to possibly elect a traitorous idiot for president?

Wednesday, October 29, 2008
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
If you missed Barry O's primetime special. . .

If you were unable to view "the One's" primetime special, Michelle Malkin live blogged it just for you!

Go here and get a good laugh and a little more insight into the ridiculousness that is Obama.

This is tasty also.  I even know that Weezie was on the Jeffersons. 

Fred Sanford and his dear departed Elizabeth would be very disappointed in "the One."  In fact, I'm pretty sure Redd Foxx would cuss him out BIG TIME!

Who's that throwing stones?

Big thanks to Michael Ramirez and Powerline Blog for this one!

toon102908

I've been called that more times than I can remember over the past 15 years . . . mainly because I was being equitable and applying the rules to everyone.

Spooky, huh?

ATT24848

Throwing stones at the Glass House

What great article. It is a little long, but it is worth the read.

Article

Republicans are justifiably foaming at the mouth over the sheer one-sidedness of the press coverage of the two candidates and their running mates. But in the last few days, even Democrats, who have been gloating over the pass -- no, make that shameless support -- they've gotten from the press, are starting to get uncomfortable as they realize that no one wins in the long run when we don't have a free and fair press.

If the current polls are correct, we are about to elect as president of the United States a man who is essentially a cipher, who has left almost no paper trail, seems to have few friends (that at least will talk) and has entire years missing out of his biography.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping. . .

This evening I stopped at Big Jake's BBQ to get Parker Ellyn a baked potato and myself some chicken.  As we sat and waited for our "to go" order we watched CNN on the big screen.  They were reading emails from viewers that voted early and why.  Most spewed hatred towards America, Bush and the Republicans.  Many referred to the Republicans as grumpy old men, and  how they were glad they (grumpy old men) weren't going to run the country anymore . . . stupid liberals, they don't have a clue about the marxist, um, democrats.

Like these:

Harry-ReidMurtha_1  ted_kennedy

oh, and who can forget the grumpiest old man of all . . .

HECHY22_PH1

That last one you can print, cutout and wear for Halloween.  Trust me, it will scare the poop out of anyone!

By the way, seven days until the beginning of the end.  Yes, he, the one, is going to try and redistribute the wealth.  Who would have guessed a plumber would be the one to shed light on his evil plan.  Many of you are now realizing the significance of Mario!!  Maybe that little plumber was an omen?  I wish someone could have interpreted this early cave painting sooner!!  I think they were trying to tell us something.cave_painting

Calling A Spade a Spade

Great article that does a good job at how the word socialism is not a bad word anymore.

Article

"What would help minority workers," Obama wrote in 2006, "are tax laws that restore some balance to the distribution of the nation's wealth."

If Obama wins, he can claim a national mandate for his socialist agenda. If he gets a filibuster-proof majority of Democrats in the Senate, he might get major planks in that radical agenda passed in the first 100 days. It's shaping up as a battle between those who create wealth and those who loot it.

Good stuff.

Monday, October 27, 2008
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Al Gore's got nothin' on me


Al Gore may "say" he invented the internet, but I can PROVE that my parents invented special effects.


Amazing special effect by Mr. and Mrs. Phynerk, Sr. circa 1946.

Phynerk

Friday, October 24, 2008
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Attention, please.

This is a very good READ.

Thank you for your support.

Phynerk

Thursday, October 23, 2008
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Obama slighting the truth yet again

It is funny that tax cuts are at the source of some of the debate between Republicans and Democrats. I can remember a few years ago when Democrats fought vehemently against any form of tax cuts, lumping every proposed tax cut as a tax cut for the rich. I will yet again put up figures about who actually pays income tax.

Source1
Source2

So it seems we can all agree that we need tax cuts but only people who deserve it. That is everyone except the rich 2-5% of business owners. Well, that is not really the truth either.

As the New York Times reported regarding the makeup of the nation's 27 million small businesses: "According to figures compiled by the Small Business Administration, there are fewer than six million small businesses that actually have employees. The rest are so-called non-employer firms that report income from hobbies or freelance work done by their registered owners, earning as little as $1,000 a year.

By treating a lemonade stand the same as a home builder with 100 employees, Obama can get away with saying that 98% of small businesses in America won't be hit by his proposed increases in income taxes.

He's telling the 59 million employees in the small-business sector there's almost no chance, specifically a 2% chance, that their jobs or incomes will be negatively affected by his proposed tax hikes and policies to "spread the wealth around." In fact, Obama's proposed tax hike on incomes over $250,000 is precisely aimed at the small businesses that are generating the highest revenues and hiring the most workers.

"Two-thirds of small business profits are earned in households making more than $250,000 per year," reports Americans for Tax Reform. "In 2006, $473 billion of the $706 billion of small business profits was earned in households Obama has said he would raise taxes on.

The tax rate on the lion's share of small business income could reach 54.9% under a President Obama. The individual top rate will climb from 35% to 39.6% and the Social Security/Medicare tax rate could climb from 2.9% to 15.3%. Put those together and you get 54.9%. (for emphasis)

Obama's tax increases will only affect you if you have a 401(k), have any savings, buy things from small businesses or are looking for a job," explains Grover Norquist, president of the Americans for Tax Reform. "If you fall into one of these categories, his policies will take money out your pocket. Otherwise, you're fine."

Again, I say, Democrats do not lower taxes.

Source

Labels:

Be it ever so humble....

.....there's no place like "HOME."

Phynerk

It will be OK, we have the actors, musicians and comedians to think for us!

I'm with Matt.  I think maybe we will find ourselves sitting in a great big world of blue in 13 days.  I hope there will be a miracle and everything will turn out fine.  Maybe we are wrong.  Maybe our conservative ideas are evil.  Maybe this is the way it is supposed to be.  Maybe we will soon be rolling in the redistributed money.  Maybe the people that live in the fantasy world of movies, stage shows and television have a clearer understanding of society and humanity than we do.  I know that the heifers on the  View are REALLY smart!  Joy Behar is a lot like a handicap parking space.  She is a liar and a ...  well, whatever!

Maybe this IBD/TIPP poll is correct, and the young guns will come out in droves and save the day!McCainObamaPoll228

I'm hoping that my Visa to Iceland clears in the next week and the family and I can move to our new EiderDown farm in beautiful Stykkisholmur, Iceland.

Google that!!

Wednesday, October 22, 2008
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
I didn't know it was this bad.

I found three really good poll sites. Some liberal, and some conservative.

http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/

http://www.electoral-vote.com/

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/maps/obama_vs_mccain/

This is depressing. I don't think the polls got this bad with Kerry or Al Gore. I guess people are tired of the GOP. I just can't see someone liking Obama. I guess free money is something that everyone wants.

Monday, October 20, 2008
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Arbitrary Number of 250,000

I know it has been some time since I have posted here. I haven't really felt the need to post anything though I thoroughly enjoyed reading some of the blogs that I have read.

I was worried about Al Gore. Not so much because I was just getting into Politics at the time. I was annoyed by Kerry because of his idiotic campaign of his Vietnam War record or lack thereof. But I am actually a bit scared about Obama.

Percentiles Ranked by AGI

AGI Threshold on Percentiles

Percentage of Federal Personal Income Tax Paid

Top 1%

$388,806

39.89

Top 5%

$153,542

60.14

Top 10%

$108,904

70.79

Top 25%

$64,702

86.27

Top 50%

$31,987

97.01

Bottom 50%

<$31,987

2.99 Source

There are more than a third of Americans who do not pay income taxes at all. How is it that he is going to give 95% of Americans a tax cut?

Obama picked a number that most of Americans identify with as being large: 250,000. Yeah, that is a lot of money. He uses this number because it is OK to soak the rich. "They deserve it, they are rich!" It makes us all feel equal when we tax the rich because "they have it easy" or "they have too much anyway." This is troublesome in so many ways. His class envy tactics are working, they are even beginning to start working on conservatives.

This story has some interesting things to say about Obama's tax plan. 

While Obama has publicly embraced a tax rate of 40 percent for couples earning over $350,000, his tax policies would result in a staggering 45 percent effective marginal rate in the $110,000 to $120,000 income range for this family. That is 11 percentage points higher than under current law.

He is making the tax law more complicated.

While both candidates will reduce their tax plans to clever sound bites, voters should consider how those plans would affect incentives to earn income. Unfortunately, Senator Obama's proposed "tax cuts for the middle class" are actually marginal rate hikes in disguise.

Democrats do not lower taxes. Obama is not lowering taxes.

This article has this to say:

And just watch the Great Obama perform a feat never yet managed in all history. He will create that enormous new government health program, spend billions to transform our energy economy, provide financial assistance to former Soviet satellites, invest in infrastructure, increase education spending, provide job training assistance, and give 95% of Americans a tax (ahem) cut -- all without raising the deficit a single penny! And he'll do it in the middle of a financial crisis. And with falling tax revenues! Voila!

100 Economist do not agree with his plan

We are equally concerned with his proposals to increase tax rates on labor income and investment. His dividend and capital gains tax increases would reduce investment and cut into the savings of millions of Americans. His proposals to increase income and payroll tax rates would discourage the formation and expansion of small businesses and reduce employment and take-home pay, as would his mandates on firms to provide expensive health insurance.

"Lets soak the rich who make $250,000. They deserve it because you are all fighting out there trying to make it. And if we just spread the wealth around then we will all be happy and justified."

But he doesn't say anything about the death tax, or the self employment tax or his marriage tax or the halving of the child tax credit or the capital gains tax. We are just going to take from the rich and give to the poor because that is right and moral.

It is called socialistic elitism and it was talked about in a famous book called 1984:

"new aristocracy"

made up for the most part of bureaucrats, scientists, technicians, trade-union organizers, publicity experts, sociologists, teachers, journalists, and professional politicians.

They know what is best for us.

Labels:

Poor Joe the Plumber

 toon101708

Mike Ramirez

Sunday, October 19, 2008
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
If you can't believe Frederick Douglass, then who can you believe?

"I know no class of my fellow men, however just, enlightened, and humane, which can be wisely and safely trusted absolutely with the liberties of any other class."
- Frederick Douglass

Take it as you will.or you can trust Hermann Goering (if you don't know who he is, google it).

"Our movement took a grip on cowardly Marxism and from it extracted the meaning of Socialism. It also took from the cowardly middle-class parties their nationalism. Throwing both into the cauldron of our way of life there emerged, as clear as a crystal, the synthesis - German National Socialism."
- Hermann Goering

Ahh. good 'ol National Socialism.  Yeah, get ready, it's coming.

Friday, October 17, 2008
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sappy DirthBay Cedric!

You decide...


I got one of "those" emails this morning that quoted Obama from his book called "The Audacity Of Hope" here's the quote:


'I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.'


If this is true, is this the man we want to lead our nation? Tell me it ain't so.


Phynerk

Wednesday, October 15, 2008
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Stupid Brits.

dogged You think the fruits on the island would be a little nicer to a country who pretty much averted their demise during 2 world wars.  Oh well, they must be smarter than we are.

So. We are NOT in a recession???

I'm confused.  Oil at $75/barrel, the dow sliding down like my pants when I don't wear a belt.  Is this not a recession?

dow

This picture is from TODAY (1:30 pm CST)

I have a feeling that the market and the industries that make the biggest punch are clearly showing the fears that are beginning to appear with the anticipated election of Barrack Obama lama dama ding dong.  If you notice  up in the picture Paulson says the economy will rebound in time.  I'm pretty sure someone made the same statement during the Great Depression.  If Obama is elected and he hits us with the taxes that will come to "spread the wealth" aka make sure the poor NEVER have to work, then I am sure this will just be a bump in the road compared to the economic sink hole thats coming.  I don't know about you guys, but if I synch my belt any tighter I'm gonna lose the feelings in my legs.

As goes the Economy.so goes the Convoginators!

The numbers don't lie. We are about to go under.  I'm typing this from the edge of my desk.  I'm thinking of jumping.

voginators

Monday, October 06, 2008
-------------------------------------------------------------------------

:)




Friday, October 03, 2008
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Somebody's got to be wrong here....

Who do you believe now days? Somebody's got to be wrong here.




Phynerk

Like you young guys say...LOL

There is some justice in this world after all.




Phynerk


 
National Dairy Council -- Professional Convoginators -- The Good Word about Convoginatin' -- Chocolate Milk Myths
The Godfather Convoginator -- News for the Convoginator
CONVOGINATOR'S STORE