Though you might get a giggle out of this.
Manteca with a big Woody!More fun Disney photos to come!
In case you may have heard, there has been a recent “Jeff C.” sighting in the Crestwoods area. From the latest paparazzi recon his whereabouts have been confirmed to be staying with the Crestwood sniper. It’s been hard to know this since ‘Jeff C.’ seems to no longer be driving his previous car, but now is using the shooter’s white wheels. Although it would seem ‘Jeff C.’ has, basically’ disappeared, he has been very active on two notable projects. He has worked his way up to be one of the top ten contestants on the upcoming reality show ‘Suing the Stars’ that will air this Fall as well as having completed his new book “Jurisprudence for Dummies” published by the famous law firm Tryum, Suem, & Bleedum. If you get a chance I’m sure he would invite a visit, just approach the house with your hands empty and is full view.
Phynerk
You know you are jealous...I got to play bass at the Microsoft TechEd Jam Session at Universal Studios! Yeah, since it is a jam session, any Tom, Dick or Harry can come up and play. I played on "mustang sally" and "All along the Watch Tower," woo hoo! I think we heard Margaritaville about 18 times.
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GOD BLESS AMERICA
Oops, can't do that either.
