Thursday, May 24, 2007
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Just when I though the stupid was gone…
(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest . `````````````````````````````````` "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey ```````````` "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign .
````````````````````````````````````````````````` "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward . ````````````````````````````````````````````` "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC. ````````````````````````````` "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." -- Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents. ```````````````````````````````````````````````````` "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas . ```````````````````````````` "Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark `````````````````````````````````` "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President And ... "We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." -- Al Gore, VP ``````````````````` "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." -- Dan Quayle `````````` "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need ?" --Lee Iacocca ``````````` "The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst. ```````````````````````````````````````````` "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." --Keppel Enderbery ```````````````` "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
And finally, my personal favorite, in fact, my new mantra (to the melody of "Super Freak")…
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
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The blind SHALL lead the blind!
I have realized that my many rants concerning the stupid actors and entertainers in this country are not making an impact on the masses. That could be because our viewers have dropped to less that 15 a day. Heck, the intelligent participants barely even blog once a month. I digress...
Once again, the VIEW members of distinction (Fat Rosie and the big mouthed Joy) begin to ooze their anti-US rhetoric and blame President Bush for everything from global warming to the fact that ...oh whatever...watch the video!
Thursday, May 03, 2007
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Possibly the greatest duo of all time...next to Adam West and Burt Ward!
Tuesday, May 01, 2007
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Come on ...MAN!
Wow, sen. Biden likes to threaten in his little talks. Here he is talking about the funding bill and at the end as he leans towards the mans left side he states "we're going to shove it down his throat." You know, we are arresting kids for hate speech everyday, what about senators?
Oh yeah, Biden is a tool...so I'm pretty sure you don't arrest tools.
